Happy 50th Sam-I-Am
Green Eggs and ham makes a disgusting sight
I'd poke and I'd gag and I'd not eat a bite.
Horton's Who has as moral it's true
Small voices must be heard by me and you.
But my favorite verse has a rhyme and a rhythm
It's " The Green Pants With Nobody in Em,"
Hidden away in a book called Sneectches
No moral, no lesson to learn as it teaches
Us there's nothing so sweet as just having fun
With nonsense words, stories even Grinches won't shun.